"They say that there are three religions in Jerusalem,
but there are actually four. The fourth religion is the true Religion of Peace, the
one that demands constant blood sacrifices to make peace possible, that
insists that there will be peace when the Jews have been expelled from
Judea and Samaria, driven out of their homes in Jerusalem, and made into
wanderers and beggars once again. Oddly enough this religion's name
isn't even Islam-- it's diplomacy."