Tuesday, September 10, 2013

A Brief Guide to Israeli Profanity (NSFW)

I laughed out loud. 

But really, "Ima Shelchah" (your momma) is even better when you emphasize a syllable.

IM IM IM IM IMMA SHELCHA

Surprise ending, and best wishes to the author's son.

Been in those conversations many times.

However, I wish I had a dollar for every time a doctor said my son wouldn't do something-I'd be rich.

And they would still be wrong!

(I have to Google that Farsi one. My late father-in-law Z"L used to jokingly call me the Americoony. He called the Moroccan daughter in law the Morrocoony. I thought it was funny till they told me that "cuni" is ass in Farsi.)