I laughed out loud.
But really, "Ima Shelchah" (your momma) is even better when you emphasize a syllable.
IM IM IM IM IMMA SHELCHA
Surprise ending, and best wishes to the author's son.
Been in those conversations many times.
However, I wish I had a dollar for every time a doctor said my son wouldn't do something-I'd be rich.
And they would still be wrong!
(I have to Google that Farsi one. My late father-in-law Z"L used to jokingly call me the Americoony. He called the Moroccan daughter in law the Morrocoony. I thought it was funny till they told me that "cuni" is ass in Farsi.)
