Monday, March 5, 2018

Mark Steyn Likes Curvy Moms and Tuckered Out Nights!

OH WHOOPS!!!

Oh, that's so embarrassing. 

OH DEAR....I really screwed up that headline. 

I have no idea how I could have gotten that wrong but is it hot in here?

ANYONE? ANYONE?? BEULER??

It is hot in here, yes? I mean it's not just me, the suburban Jewish Zionist Mom CURVY MOM described above.

Anyhoo, where were we? So strange, cannot remember what we were discussing.

Exhaustive nights, Mark Steyn....someone refresh my memory? What on earth were we talking about?

RIGHT RIGHT, updates!

As of late, some of the usual suspects have noticed some cryptic SigInt beaming out at high frequency from Steyn HQ in rural NH!!!!

These beams of SigInt are coupled with a strangely festive champagne motif banner on Mr. Steyn's web site, but that's all we've got.

DAMMNIT STEYN WHAT DO YOU THINK MY BLOG IS, BLETCHLEY PARK?????

I am just one, lone, suburban Jewish Zionist mom codebreaker.

Channeling the spirit of Ronald Reagan I say:

"Mr. Steyn! Throw. Us. A. Bone!"

I've never been known for my bashfulness, so what the heck:

THROW US A FEW.

thankyouverymuch

*waves*

Now, in all seriousness, for real and not for joking obviously, this Steyn post is called "Curvy Morns and Tucker Nights", referring to Mr. Steyn himself taking his rightful place on the curvy couch in New York City and then guest hosting the Tucker Carlson Show on FOX.

But this was recently spotted on the internet and us unwashed masses of deplorables in flyover country are trying to figure out what it means.

I do hope it means good news for Steyn and company, if you out there, dear reader, are a legal beagle and have any insight, feel free to shoot me a line.