Fire. Them. All.
"One of the TSA agents told me they'd prevented terrorist attacks using nine-year-old boys with pacemakers and children before, so I laughed and said, 'Oh when?'
"At that point, the TSA agent became very quiet and said, 'Oh we're not at liberty to discuss this.''
What a massive, steamy pile of dog squeeze.
"At that point, the TSA agent became very quiet and said, 'Oh we're not at liberty to discuss this.''