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But never mind YOU, let's get back to me!
ME ME ME!!!
Oh boy did I miss venting my spleen! Do you know what it feels like to have all this snark and editorial comment building up inside of you and you have NOWHERE TO PUT IT????? GAHHHHHH!!!!
I got my beloved little computer back yesterday and serious kudos to my handy dandy repairman. It was not cheap, but it was certainly cheaper than getting a new computer so I am very grateful.
PEOPLE: There's SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT.
First of all, yes-Passover seder was lovely thankyouverymuch. The food was great, the table was lovely and the cut flowers fresh and pretty. The story is magnificent, and the singing was glorious and I just love Passover. I am more profoundly moved by the words and the songs every year. I really do try to live each day as if today was the day I was released from slavery. I am so happy not to be in Egypt figuratively and literally.
Here are a bunch of links that I have been saving up for you all.
I'll be posting and writing more as my schedule permits.
A Jew-hating murder in a no-go-zone in Paris. Apparently, the terrorist was screaming Allahu Akbar as he shoved a Jewish grandmother to her death, but the motive is still a mystery.
Eurabia is Doomed, Europe Goes Full Steynian Demographic Doom O' Rama:
No babies, no life.
The hipster guide to Israel. You're welcome.
Apparently, wife beating is a good thing.
Don't get smug America, there is some clitoral splicing and dicing going on in Michiganistan.
This is GOOD and should be recognized, especially by Jews. Jewish blood and the blood of friends of Jews is not cheap, dammit. So please, do tell me how Trump is antisemitic. Next on the list, the savage murderer and mastermind of the Sbarro bombing who is being sheltered in Jordan.
Three cheers for Dave Chappelle. OK, make that ELEVENTY MILLION GAZILLION BAZILLION.
This is schmaltzy but so good. Honestly, when I close my eyes and concentrate I can both smell and taste my Bubbie's food in my mind's eye. What a gift I had, knowing all my grandparents. What a gift my children have.
The Rebbe of the Warsaw Ghetto
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