Enough is enough!
It's high time to end the suffering and help those in need.
OK, maybe not those in need, I mean who cares about those people actually, but at least those in withdrawal. This is not about you, this is about ME! ME ME ME.
I have been very patient and you know my prayer: Lord grant me patience, and I want it right now!
But for real and not for joking, this has got to end. I can't take it anymore.
I'm looking for signs of life, reported sightings, a lifeline, a something JUST THROW US A BONE!
**SOBS INTO HERMES SCARF***
COME BACK, MARK STEYN, COME BACK!