OH MAH GAWD I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO!!!!
What shall I wear? What is the fitting repast for such an auspicious occasion?
OK, not to go like Full Jew, because I do consider myself very cosmopolitan but let me try to get the details straight.. is this not the holiday where the bearded guy in the fabulous bespoke suit comes down the chimney and then has the plate of
Have I got this right?
WORK WITH ME!!!
I AM REALLY LIKING THIS CHRISTMAS THINGY!!!!
Bearded guy, wearing awesome suit comes right to the house-what could possibly be wrong with that????
What's that you say?
Errr....wait a moment.
OH OOOOOOOPS I DIDN'T READ THE FINE PRINT.
OK, well now this is terribly embarrassing.
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