Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Educators

Your moral and intellectual superiors.

From the school board that brought you veggie sex and the mosqueteria...behold:

The Copycat in Chief. 

It's really not hard to prevent plagiarism.

DON'T COPY OTHER PEOPLE'S STUFF.

That's the whole secret.

WRITE YOUR OWN STUFF, YOU BOZOS.

You're welcome.

UPDATE:

Here is the piece in question with a little note about the boo-boo. 

OMG this is hilarious: 

"On the athletic field, I learned that a group of people can perform so much better as a team than as the sum of their individual talents."

Pro tip: THAT DOES NOT APPLY TO WRITING.

You're welcome again. 

UPDATE 2

National Post columnist calls it the worst case of plagiarism in a newspaper that he has ever seen!

See the juxtaposition of the "liberated" passages. It's a beauty.