Your moral and intellectual superiors.
From the school board that brought you veggie sex and the mosqueteria...behold:
The Copycat in Chief.
It's really not hard to prevent plagiarism.
DON'T COPY OTHER PEOPLE'S STUFF.
That's the whole secret.
WRITE YOUR OWN STUFF, YOU BOZOS.
Here is the piece in question with a little note about the boo-boo.
OMG this is hilarious:
"On the athletic field, I learned that a group of people can perform so
much better as a team than as the sum of their individual talents."
Pro tip: THAT DOES NOT APPLY TO WRITING.
You're welcome again.
National Post columnist calls it the worst case of plagiarism in a newspaper that he has ever seen!
See the juxtaposition of the "liberated" passages. It's a beauty.