Your moral and intellectual superiors.
From the school board that brought you veggie sex and the mosqueteria...behold:
The Copycat in Chief.
It's really not hard to prevent plagiarism.
DON'T COPY OTHER PEOPLE'S STUFF.
That's the whole secret.
WRITE YOUR OWN STUFF, YOU BOZOS.
You're welcome.
UPDATE:
Here is the piece in question with a little note about the boo-boo.
OMG this is hilarious:
"On the athletic field, I learned that a group of people can perform so
much better as a team than as the sum of their individual talents."
Pro tip: THAT DOES NOT APPLY TO WRITING.
You're welcome again.
UPDATE 2
National Post columnist calls it the worst case of plagiarism in a newspaper that he has ever seen!
See the juxtaposition of the "liberated" passages. It's a beauty.