Thursday, January 31, 2013

Possibly the Stupidest Idea of the Day

The Department of Homeland Security suggests that scissors are a totally awesome way of protecting yourself against a possible mass murderer. 

If that is the case, I humbly suggest that all federal body guards and Secret Service agents be hereby armed with scissors as well.

(*Waves to Homeland Security people, I know there are at least 20 of you who visit regularly. I'm just a suburban Jewish mother, don't you have other stuff to read??*)