Wednesday, June 12, 2013

New Republic: Letting Men Pee in Ladies Bathrooms is Like the Same as Segregation!

OMG.

What is with these bathroom-obsessed lunatics?

It's ALL ABOUT THE PLUMBING, OK? 

You have cucumber-you go to cucumber bathroom.

You have no cucumber, you go to the other bathroom.

GEEZ. First world pee-pee problems.

I do not want a man with a penis in the bathroom with my daughter no matter how he "identifies" or what his name is. If I can "identify" a penis-he is not going into the bathroom with my daughter.

Nor do I want a woman with a vagina in the bathroom with my son. If I can "identify" a vagina-she goes into the women's bathroom, crew cut and all.

Sorry if that hurts anyone's feelings (not).

Sorry it's not segregation.

Maybe have one stall that is just a plain bathroom, with a door, like the "family" bathrooms in airports. Built for one person, you know-like the kind of "gender neutral" one person bathrooms that we have in private homes? 

And shut up!

You're welcome!