OMG!
STOP THE WORLD I WANT TO GET OFF!
Men should not wear make up.
Men should not be hairless on their chests.
They should not use eye cream. They should only use moisturizer when their woman massages it onto them. They should not bathe in perfume/aftershave.
Fortunately, the comments show the reality of the situation.
Women like to be with real men.
Heterosexual men should really think twice about taking any of this bullsh&t advice from the metrosexual industry.
Make up for men is like ritalin for boys.
These people want to turn you into chicks. Zombie, asexual chicks at that.
Personally, I almost vomit when I see men who have highlights, and that disgusting baby's bottom face that shines as if they have marinated themselves overnight in baby oil.
No bejeweled glasses either. Necklaces are out unless they are dog tags. FOR REAL.
I saw a man downtown yesterday in a tight shirt and tight pants and he literally fluffed his blow dried, shoulder length hair. A pathetic metrosexual peacock trying to impress a chick. Bah!
Enough already. BLECH.
The only concessions that should be made are eyebrow grooming, and nasal and ear hair removal. Good, short hair cuts are a matter of course.
These are matters of presentation and we don't all need to hear the details about it.
