If only we were nicer to our enemies, they would like us!
If only they had a chance to see how really, really awesome we are-they would like us!
I'm not like those awful Mean Jews! I really, really love everyone. Those hatey, yucky Christian fundamentalists are also awful.
PLEASE LOVE ME!!
This is basically the summary of the lefty Jews, like Rabbi Squishy Interfaith and his Schlubby disciples.