The IRS, which is waging a Taxation Jihad against free-born American citizens, treats itself awesomely well on your dime.
Behold-some conspicous consumption numbers from their
This is amazing:
"$17,000 for a keynoter who created paintings onstage to “reinforce his message unlearning the rules, breaking the boundaries, and freeing the thought process to find creative solutions to challenges.” Subjects of the paintings included Abraham Lincoln, Michael Jordan, and U2 frontman Bono."
WTF does that mean. Can anyone translate that from mealy-mouth-arty farty speak to English for me?
It sounds like dog squeeze to me, but what do I know? I'm SUCH a philstine.
The other cool thing is that they spent $1,591 in staff time to learn the "Cupid Shuffle" dance.
I guess they have never heard of the INTERNET, because I found a groovy Cupid Shuffle dance there, you know, like for FREE.
But-I'm not very bright. So CUPID SHUFFLE ON, BABY!!!!!
My kingdom, a million camels or reasonable facsimile thereof, or 2 used K-Tel records and a stash of Ginsu Knives for the person who produces a video of Mark Steyn doing the Cupid Shuffle!
