Not what you think!
Well, sort of not what you think.
I sort of got distracted after the 'assume the position' and 'service' students bits.
Note the correction especially!
CORRECTION: July 3
An earlier version of this article
used the pronoun "she" to refer to Vanidy "Van" Bailey, the newly
appointed director of bisexual, gay, lesbian, transgender, and queer
student life. In fact, Bailey prefers not to be referred to by any
gendered pronoun.