Oh mah gawd!!
Happily Never After indeed!
HAR!
I've also mused on the fact that few gay marriage activists thought through gay divorce.
But this paragraph on stars who would like all of us peasant, flyover, heteronormative, silly people to respect their privacy is one freaking killer graf.
“We ask for privacy” = “The ugly details of our relationship, from
our disastrously misguided decision to get together, to the acrimonious
circumstances of our bitter divorce, are so embarrassingly lurid that,
should it all become public, many young women would probably abandon all
hope for future happiness as lesbians and instead decide to sell
themselves as mail-order brides to Arabs. Therefore, in the interests of
The Movement, we ask that our friends please help us by ignoring the
vicious accusations that will dribble out as affidavits and discovery
documents in forthcoming lawsuits. Also, please join me in hoping my
ex-wife dies of cancer, and soon, that bitch.”
Robert Stacy McCain WINS THE INTERNET TODAY.
That is a fantastically bitchy paragraph coming from a heteronormative fella like him.
