First on what is now verboten humour:
"Bob Hope, touring the world in the year or so after the passage of the 1975 Consenting Adult Sex Bill: I’ve just flown in from California, where they’ve made homosexuality legal. I thought I’d get out before they make it compulsory.”
"But no matter how nice you are, it’s never enough....It is not enough to have gay marriage for gays. Everything must be gayed. There must be Five-Year Gay Plans for American bakeries, and the Christian church, and reality TV. There must be shock brigades of gay duck-hunters honking out the party line deep in the backwoods of the proletariat."