I read this book about a guy who had a baby and he was so scared of every goddamned thing that his wife started just saying "HELMET! HELLLLLLMETTTTT. HELLLLLMET", every time he was freaking out about safety and little junior.
Those who know me know I am a "let them eat dirt" kind of mom. I mean it.
I remember sitting in the back of the station wagon without seat belts, maybe half a dozen of us rug rats at a time making HONK US signs. What did we NOT do in the car while parents were driving??
I walked to school.
We ate peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. We're still alive.
So, where in the New Testament does it talk about Mary and Joseph and little baby Jesus wearing helmets?
HELMETS
HELLLLLLLLLLMETS
HELLLLLLMETS
We have an entire generation of HELMET HEADS.
