Lighten up, people.
"Professor punished for 'sexual misconduct' for singing Beach Boys song to Chinese students."
I am not here to make the musical case for the Beach Boys, though I have been known to hum a few bars of their music now and again, mostly to the chagrin of my youngsters, but that's not the point.
The point is this:
Listen to this professor explain the process.
As the Prophet Mark Steyn, PBUH always explains: the process is the punishment.