Monday, November 13, 2017

More Barbies Revert! It "Makes a Difference".

Maybe it's just me but I feel like I've read at least a half a dozen articles on the VERY FIRST EVER EVER EVER EVAH EVAH Barbie with a hijab.

I know I've been joking about it for at least a gazillion years and it has proved such a popular gag that even the Great Prophet Mark Steyn, PBUH, featured it in one of his books.

So, I guess because it's almost Christmas, it must be time to fire up that FIRST HIJAB BARBIE EVARRRRR story generator machine, full throttle. 

I mean, who can imagine the heartache of trying to play with such a slutty, uncovered Barbie? Can you even imagine how sad that is?

"Muhammad turned serious remembering her childhood experiences playing with Barbie—and how she wished for one that looked like her. "I played with Barbie for a long time, what some people may call an uncomfortably long time," she joked. But in those early days, Muhammad didn't have Barbies that wore a headscarf, so she would sew on her own hijabs with her sisters. Now that Mattel has made a doll for girls like her, Muhammad knows it will make a difference: "

So, I never had a Barbie with a big Jewish nose and the face of a Polish Jewish aristocrat that cracked obnoxious jokes and was a little zaftik in her adolescence NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW ABOUT THAT. It never occurred to me that I needed a JEWISH Barbie and THAT WOULD MAKE A DIFFERENCE. Me and my neighbourhood pal (a redheaded Jewess) had fun playing with Barbie and Ken (please do not ask me what Barb and Ken were up to-let's really NOT go there).

But for serious and NOT FOR JOKING, If you look really carefully, doesn't it look like she is pointing to where formerly infidelicious Barbie would have had a clitoris? There's no sound but I'm just using my imagination.

Anyway, this "Hijabi Barbie" is also a filthy infidel slut because I can see her face. If she's gonna be a purely halal Barbie and not HARAM then I only want to see the eyeballs, that's it!

I hear that Ken also reverted recently. And he's totally out of the modelling business nowadays. He's taken a few more wives-he was really excited about that until he realized that when you get another wife, YOU GET ANOTHER MOTHER IN LAW. 

Ken never did the math. Four more wives, four more mothers-in-law.


Ken was never the smartest fella, I mean he always was a few french fries short of a (HARAM HARAM) Happy Meal if you know what I mean.

Anyway, I hear he is making a killing with a portable Clitorectomy On Wheels Clinic.