Friday, November 3, 2017

"Terror Tunnel Bingo"

Really good. 

"Since when do we – meaning any sovereign nation – apologize for killing the enemy?

"In fact it is a command that when he comes to kill you – which is what these tunnels are all about – you are to get up early and kill him first. In every other country, that’s a good day when even by accident you’ve taken out your attackers. Lucky shot."

"But this is Israel and Israel is Jewish and old habits die slowly. Jews always apologize."

Alternate title:

"Excuuuuuuuuuuse us for living."