"Egyptian bridgroom shot in genitals during celebrations."
Yeah. How about DON'T SHOOT INTO THE AIR.
Go get a mani-pedi or something to celebrate. Get a new camel.
Have these people seriously not heard of gravity? The old what goes up, must come down thingy?
Or what cannot go on indefinitely won't-like a bullet?
How about don't act like a moron?
Another example of HEY HOW ABOUT STOP BEING ARSEHOLES?