If you cannot grow vegetables in your front yard in America, then the terrorists have won.
By terrorists, I am referring to municipal by-law enforcers-this time in Orlando, Florida where they went FULL VEGGIE JIHAD.
Normally, I can't stand crunchy, humourless vegetarians and vegans who drink fair-trade coffee and whine about refined sugar and their delicate constitutions, drive a Prius and knit hemp clothing and whatnot.
However-this time I am firmly on the side of the veggie-growers.