Tuesday, October 8, 2013

China To America: Get Your Fiscal House In Order (Or Else)

So, China, which  technically OWNS America nowadays has "warned" America to get it's fiscal house in order.

China says that the "clock is ticking".

I'm sure it's nothing to be terribly concerned about. 

I'm sure it's a much more charming, diverse and engaging and quaint little phrase in the original Mandarin.

Carry on, folks.

Nothing to see here. 

Basically, America has borrowed money like it is going out of style, and it's pay up time, but America's only "solution" is to borrow more money.

And now, the Chinese loan sharks are circling around, smelling blood and fear and know that there is no fix whatsoever to their mark's gambling and spending habit.

So Communist Loanshark China has just said to Debt Addicted America:

Hey-nice looking Former Superpower you got there...would be a real shame if anything happened to it....

(Hey Americans you MAY WANT TO START STUDYING MANDARIN, JUST SAYIN.....)