Thursday, October 3, 2013

Heartache! (Heh, See What I Did There) Iranian Cyberwarfare Chief Found Dead in Forrest With Two Bullets Through the Heart

Apparently, the Iranians are not exactly quite totally 100% sure that this was an assassination.

Now we all now how very easy it is to commit suicide by two precise bullets through the heart.

Reminds me of all those Saudi Arabian dissidents who, according to the regime, committed suicide by a single bullet to the back of the head:

SAUDICIDE

However, this seems to me to have the imprimatur of JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS.

And when I say JOOOOOOOS I refer to the Mossad.

Do you think it's a coincidence that this happened oh-just around the time that the Mad Mullahs began their charm offensive, and that Bibi Netanyahu was speaking at the UN?

Must be just that-a coincidence.

Mossad Akbar!

ULULULULULU!!