Alright people this is most excellent.
How did I miss this beauty previously???
The Fun Mutawa ® are EVERYWHERE.
This is sooooo awesome:
"In the world of the fun police, there’s never enough oppression to go
around, and there are never enough deadly-serious labels—gay, straight,
half-white, half-black, one-quarter Cambodian, three-quarters Asian
transgender student-athlete, and on and on—with which to dissect various
"To the fun police, everything is political. Going to an art museum? Too
bad—those old masters really excluded everyday women from their
paintings, unless they happened to be everyday women who were also
oppressed, and also naked. Going to an awards show? There will certainly
be some demographic not well represented—or, even worse, there might
also be an excruciatingly terrible rapper named Mackelmore who gets a
Grammy because he happened to release a song about marriage equality in
2013, which has been recently declared “the gayest year ever.”
"The fun police are consumed with the trivial, but incredibly blasé about the momentous."
DING DING DING!!