But seriously, who is the abject moron who thought an American map cheese tray with HEARTS marking the terrorist attack spots, was a good idea.
Surely, there is someone's name on the order form?
"According to the museum's website, the proceeds from gift shop sales benefit 'developing and sustaining' the memorial, which is headed by executives who earn privately-funded six-figure salaries."
"The museum plans to operate on a $63million budget with money raised through admission fees and donations."
"The gift shop was funded with a $5million donation from Paul Napoli and Marc Bern, partners in a law firm which made $200,0000 representing 10,000 Ground Zero workers in a lawsuit."
Here are the souvenirs-just a sample:
'I Love NY More Than Ever' T-shirt
Charm etched with Twin Towers
'Survivor Tree' jewelry, molded after leaves of a pear tree that survived the Towers' collapse
Twin Towers tote bag
Twin Towers bookmark
Twin Towers glass ornament
9/11 Memorial Nalgene water bottle
Yellow Lab search & rescue stuffed animal dog
Silk scarf with print of vintage photo showing WTC at lunchtime
FDNY 343 and 9/11 Memorial Cap
Journal - Remember
Memorial Pool & Lights - iPhone 4/4s case