You're welcome, people.
(I hope Marvin Steyn, Esq. is paying attention.)
"Churchill was fond of cats, though in their nature, they didn’t always return his affections. Nelson was a formidable grey tom which Churchill brought from the Admiralty when he moved to Downing Street in 1940. The aggressive Nelson soon chased away the previous resident, a holdover from Chamberlain, which the Churchill family had christened “Munich Mouser.” Nelson was congratulated."
Read the whole thing, it's a corker.