OMG: I Am Totally In the Wrong Line of Work! Crap!

You mean I can tell people what looks good on them, what looks like crap on them and make my general editorial comments about everybody AND GET PAID FOR THAT????

There's a sucker born every minute. 

I am in the wrong line of work.

I AM ALSO A SPIRITUAL YES VERY SPIRITUAL WARDROBE ADVISOR!!!

ME SOOOOOOOOO SPIRITUAL!