Well, Pass the Patchouli and Bring Out the Bongos!

This is total awesome juice!!!

I am completely in the wrong line of work! 

A Chicago huckster snake oil salesperson diversity consultant was paid hundreds of thousands of dollars recently to train American bureaucrats to chant the following little diverse ditty:

(DIVERSDITTY!!!!!)

"our forefathers were illegal immigrants."

Neat company!

Souder, Betances & Associates: DIVERSITY TRAINERS!

They "strengthen the world of work through diversity".

Pretty impressive list of public clients.

What do you think the chances are that they know President Obama and the First Lady?

Credentials:

• Small Disadvantaged Business
• Women-Owned Business
• Minority-Owned Business
• GSA/MOBIS Schedule Contractor
• CMBDC Member
• U.S. Women's Chamber of Commerce Member

Did you know that "diversity practitioner" is an actual job? Wow.

I guess it is when you are funded by taxpayers.