Thursday, October 3, 2013

In Which I Agree With the Fatwa Issued by The Supreme Council of Religious Ruling in Palestine

This is clearly a sign of the coming of the apocalypse if I am agreeing with a Palestinian fatwa.


Here are the new Supremely Fabulous Fatwa On Line Dating Rules:

On line dating should be for marriage purposes-not hook ups. Check.

Ladies don't send photos to guys, don't meet up alone with men you don't know. Check.

Seems pretty reasonable to me.

But, ya know....some of those chats could get awkward...

(So, are you circumcised...what do you feel about our kids becoming shahids, what do you think is grounds for an honour killing, etc...)