A number of years ago, while blogging as "Closet Conservative" I read a hijab Barbie story and I quipped at the time "Great news! That slut Barbie has finally reverted!"
And YEAH BRAG TIME, the one and only Prophet Mark Steyn, PBUH, seemed to find my sentiments moderately amusing and I made it into one of his Maclean's Magazine columns.
Why yes, that does actually make me awesome by association-thanks for noticing.
I can't find it on the Interwebzzz right now but it was a really, really good one and you know, it's Mark Steyn, quoting YOURS TRULY so you know, braggy brag braggedy brag brag, etc..
In fact, Mr. Steyn included my actual, real name when the essay was published in a collection, in his book, The [Un]Documented Mark Steyn, which is obviously, super duper, amazingly cool.
In other words, you can find me in Mark Steyn's Rolodex.
WHOOOPS DID I SAY ROLODEX. OOH THAT WAS DUMB OF COURSE I MEAN INDEX.
SORRY WHERE WERE WE????
SORT OF HOT IN HERE ISN'T IT??? IS IT JUST ME?
Anyway, apparently hijabi Barbie has taken a much more serious turn religiously and fashion wise because she is now Fully Body Bagged Barbie. And she recites verses from the Koran because of course she does!
They call her "Hijarbie" but it's more like Burkharbie!
Anyway, she's obviously still a floozie, because I can still see her eyeballs! Eyeballs are slutty!!!
Haram!!! HARAM!!!!! For shame!!!
Obviously, she needs the full beekeeper outfit to preserve her modesty.
What's next in this product line?
The Hijarbie Local Clitorectomy Clinic?