Thursday, April 18, 2013

Are Trampy British Women the Dumbest Broads on the Planet?

It would appear so.

Behold: Nipple Tattooing Sweeps the Nation

Thatcher buried, nipple tattooing reigns supreme in the land of the Magna Carta.

So it it just that these broads are morons, or are a majority of women?

As Gavin says: 

"Here in the real world, love is blind. So are erections. We don’t really care what you look like as long as you have a vagina and don’t dry-heave when you see us naked. If women knew how unbelievably perverted we are, they wouldn’t even brush their hair."

"Straight men are a great scapegoat because we rarely complain. Virtually every time you hear about a woman getting breast augmentation or a facelift or liposuction, her husband is saying, “I thought she looked just fine, but if it makes her happy, go nuts.”

"Go ahead and bleach your anus."

(Greatest line EVAH? BUT EVAH EVAH????)

"Have all the labiaplasty you want. Just don’t blame us when normal-looking women feel like freaks. You gals set the standards, not us."