Did that make you puke? Just a little?!?!?
What I meant to say is Kathy Shaidle eviscerates Bruce Jenner (Bridgette?) and his journey to womanhood.
"...if you were already wondering when it was that this onetime
personification of alpha male athleticism let the queens cut off his
balls, I doubt you ever imagined the day would come when vulgar metaphor
would mutate into grotesque reality."
As per one of the comments (and really, very suprisingly JOOOOOOO-free today), Jenner really does personify the pussification of the American male. Very much so!