Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Behold: Kathy Shaidle Does Bruce Jenner

Hahahahaha!

Did that make you puke? Just a little?!?!?

What I meant to say is Kathy Shaidle eviscerates Bruce Jenner (Bridgette?) and his journey to womanhood.

THIS:

"...if you were already wondering when it was that this onetime personification of alpha male athleticism let the queens cut off his balls, I doubt you ever imagined the day would come when vulgar metaphor would mutate into grotesque reality."

As per one of the comments (and really, very suprisingly JOOOOOOO-free today), Jenner really does personify the pussification of the American male. Very much so!