Hahahahaha!
Did that make you puke? Just a little?!?!?
What I meant to say is Kathy Shaidle eviscerates Bruce Jenner (Bridgette?) and his journey to womanhood.
THIS:
"...if you were already wondering when it was that this onetime
personification of alpha male athleticism let the queens cut off his
balls, I doubt you ever imagined the day would come when vulgar metaphor
would mutate into grotesque reality."
As per one of the comments (and really, very suprisingly JOOOOOOO-free today), Jenner really does personify the pussification of the American male. Very much so!