Tuesday, April 1, 2014

What Would We Do Without Research?

Vegetarians are not just more earnest than meat-eaters, they are also less healthy. 

My daughter told me this joke (not really a joke kind of joke).

"How can you tell if there are any vegans at your dinner party?"

"Don't worry-THEY"LL LET YOU KNOW."

The way to a woman's heart is a medium rare steak right off the grill and dry red wine.