Monday, April 7, 2014

From the Mouths of Babes: "You call this a [expletive] lunch?"

American kids not terrifically excited about Michelle Obama's lunch program. 

Again: why the hell don't American parents make their own kids' lunches?

It's a serious question.

If you delegate this function to outsiders-that is to say, you can't even be bothered to stuff something between two pieces of bread and plop an apple in a bag, what else do you relegate to the state?

And why complain that "someone" out there, with some sh&tty government program is making your kid a crappy lunch?

Fire all the lunch ladies and fire all the lunch companies and make your own freaking lunches.

You're welcome!