American kids not terrifically excited about Michelle Obama's lunch program.
Again: why the hell don't American parents make their own kids' lunches?
It's a serious question.
If you delegate this function to outsiders-that is to say, you can't even be bothered to stuff something between two pieces of bread and plop an apple in a bag, what else do you relegate to the state?
And why complain that "someone" out there, with some sh&tty government program is making your kid a crappy lunch?
Fire all the lunch ladies and fire all the lunch companies and make your own freaking lunches.