Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Tim Blair Wins the Internet Today

"The Coward's Manifesto". 

Good gravy this is good and funny stuff. 

Mr. Blair notes: 

"Islamic State spokesidiot Abu Muhammad al-Adnani celebrates diversity:

Obama, O mule of the jews. You are vile. You are vile. You are vile.

"It’s a pity Islamic State is a gang of child-raping, woman-slaughtering, journalist-murdering morally infantile halfwits Because if they were a football club, that would make a really good soccer chant. "

"Beds are a crucial component of anti-Islamic decadence.

If you can kill a disbelieving American or European – especially the spiteful and filthy French – or an Australian, or a Canadian, or any other disbeliever from the disbelievers waging war, including the citizens of the countries that entered into a coalition against the Islamic State, then rely upon Allah, and kill him in any manner or way however it may be.
That’s pretty tough talk from someone whose real name is Taha Subhi Falaha, which – according to my limited Arabic – translates as “Twinkles, the sofa nancy”.

If you are not able to find an IED or a bullet, then single out the disbelieving American, Frenchman, or any of their allies. Smash his head with a rock …
High tech!

… or slaughter him with a knife, or run him over with your car, or throw him down from a high place, or choke him, or poison him.
Only “him”? Sexist!"