Liking this very much.
The Lucky Moose was the moose that broke the camel's back, or something like that...
Now we are gonna need a Jason Kenney Lucky Curry Law.
"In another case, police charged Naveen “Spiceman” Polapady, the owner
of Maroli Restaurant, on Bloor St. W., who claimed he was defending his property when he hurled masala spice powder into the face of a man who allegedly attempted to break into his car. Polapady was charged with assault in the August 2011 incident, which touched off a furor. His case is before the courts."