Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Too Good to Check!

Elizabeth Warren-first white, blue-eyed "Cherokee", "Native American" professor of law at Harvard.

Or as Mark Steyn put it "professor of lore".

(KEEPER!)

Now, new revelations!

She is also the first white, blue-eyed "Cherokee", Native American professor who lactated while taking a bar exam!

WOW!

A historical FIRST again!

Amazing! Soooooooo special!

Another historical FIRST for this pasty, lilly-white "Cherokee" professor that can't be historically ascertained due to a lack of actual evidence!

Don't take it from me. Take it from the New Jersey Judiciary-who notes that women's lactation status was not among the personal information solicited from bar exam participants.

"Winnie Comfort of the New Jersey Judiciary, which administers that state’s bar exam, said there’s no way to verify Warren’s claim. Comfort said women have been taking the New Jersey bar exam since 1895, but she’s not aware their nursing habits were ever tracked."

I'm actually shocked that that question is not on the diversity surveys.

They ask nowadays about your sexual preference, and fetishes (kidding, but that will come..), how you take your afternoon tea (were that only so), but not if you are lactating. Perhaps someone will tip them off? This could be an entirely new area of development for the equity bureaucracy?!?!

SCRAMBLE THE DIVERSITY OFFICERS! 

STAT!!!

I found the video here.

Her lactation claims are at 2:13 if you are interested in watching.