Empty Chair!

If you're gonna be an empty chair, you might as well be the most expensive chair possible!

After all, it's on the taxpayer's dime, so partay!!!!

Behold: the Seat of Power!

The Aeron Chair!

Hmmm. Chairs are just under a thousand bucks.

Nice tushy situation ya got going there...

Nothing butt the best!

Har!

See what I did there?