Sunday, July 21, 2013

Asparagus Not in Water is Like Totally Racist or Something in Missouri

And now lawyers are involved!

Who was so exquisitely offended by the racist asparagus. Let's check:


"According to Stephen Deere, David Olander, a local resident who serves on the city’s human relations commission, noticed the asparagus was not sitting in any water while shopping in May."
“It was just sitting there dried out,” he said.
"Olander asked an assistant manager if the quality of the asparagus had any relationship to the store’s location in a black neighborhood."
But don't worry, his motives were PURE! 
"Olander, who reportedly saw fresh asparagus sitting in water just a few miles away, admitted being in a foul mood when he visited the store and said he "just felt like stirring it up a little bit, letting them know that somebody cares.”