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"Doctors have removed a 10cm long steel fork from inside a man’s penis, after a sexual adventure went horribly wrong."
"The 70-year-old visited Canberra Hospital’s emergency department complaining of bleeding genitalia. He then promptly admitted that he had inserted a piece of cutlery into his urethra in an attempt to pleasure himself."
(Guys-help me out here-this seems a bit, well-COUNTER INTUITIVE...)
The International Journal of Surgery has some more helpful information.
"According to the article, entitled ‘An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body’, it is very rare to find alien objects lodged in the lower urinary tract."
"But, it said, many unexpected objects have been retrieved from other parts of the body."
"These
include toothbrushes, pencils, allen keys, plastic cups, light bulbs,
thermometers, plants and vegetables, leeches, snakes, wax and glue."
