Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Oh Mah Gawd, I'm Dying Here-Baaaaaaad Omen to Slaughter Sheep Before Soccer Games

I can't stop laughing.

"A soccer club from Kazakhstan has been warned that it could face disciplinary action if it continues its ritual slaughter of sheep before matches."

"Shakhter Karagandy killed a sheep last week at Astana Arena the day before beating Celtic 2-0 in the Champions League playoffs. In Glasgow, Scotland, before Wednesday's return match, Shakhter coach Viktor Kumykov suggested the ritual could be repeated."

"European soccer's governing body says it informed Shakhter that animal slaughter is "not acceptable in or around our competitions." UEFA says the Kazakh club would face sanctions if it happens again."

HARAM HARAM INFIDELS WRECKING OUR FUN!!

NEXT THING YOU KNOW THEY TELL US TO STOP DATING GOAT!!!