This is really funny. A great find by my friend Kathy, and BTW Kathy writes for Taki and it is a fantastic read. Jim Goad's stuff has almost made me pee in my pants from laughing so hard.
"Every time you fart near your wife, a blowjob loses its wings."
OK Gavin McInnes wins the Internet. That is unbelievable.
However, the female corollary is ladies-it doesn't matter how long you have been married-bathroom issues are private. No company, no open doors. You're welcome.
Here's some more excellent advice: "When you get home, ask her about her day and do everything you can to
pay attention. I find it helps to dig your fingers into your leg or bite
the inside of your cheek until it bleeds."
I usually remind the husband to just pretend that it's VERY interesting. Nod the head, say 'hmmm' a few times-very effective.
