Just bringing you the important stuff...
Beyonce looks really tacky and cheap. Kim Kardashian, yuck. Rhianna, yuck. Jennifer Lopez-for real? You're pushing 50 lady-don't go full Madonna. Glech.
Reese Whitherspoon's dress is quite nice. Kate Hudson's also cute. Kate Beckingsdale-nice.
Overall impression: YUCK.
Too much attitude. Too many snarly, pouting faces. Blech.