Ummmm...this broad has serious issues and desperately, and I mean DESPERATELY needs to get laid.
"Their union is not legally recognised in France, but Rose claims their marriage is as strong as any other."
"This is not a decision I undertake lightly, just as our curves complement, we truly bring joy to each other, and the strength of his pylons will always carry me home."
"She has insisted, however, that their love is a symbolic and pagan affair as part of a world view that sees ‘spiritual vibration in everything’.
WHOOPSIE AND RUH ROH: THAT MIGHT BE A TALL ORDER
Meet Jodi. Is that armpit hair I see on her zaftik frame? That's pretty French. She looks like a dude actually.