Tuesday, July 2, 2013

OMG Hilarious: Angry White Dude Speaks to Moisturizer

I'm dying.

Via the Evil Zionist Bully Blogger Kathy Draidle. 

I cannot believe I did not think of calling the shiny, squishy, beta males and other such types "Moisturizer". 

DAMN DAMN DAMN I HATE MYSELF

Consider that baby LIBERATED.

This is the funniest and smartest thing I have read today, BUT IT'S STILL EARLY. 

Awesome conclusion, sorry, I have to give it away:

"We must speak out against the things we oppose and unflinchingly endorse those we support. Damn the torpedoes and the name calling from our political adversaries. Who cares what they think anyway? But the leftist agenda is tearing apart America piece by piece. Destroy political correctness and you destroy liberal ideology. It’s that simple and that difficult."

Hear that?

WHO CARES WHAT THEY THINK ANYWAY?

You can quote me on that, too.

The Moisturizers can STFU for a change.