There are three little words that no Greek ever wants to hear.
They are the three little words that make them furious with rage-that make their ouzo runneth over, inspire plates to get broken on French people's heads and makes the angry Grecian "ohhhpah" get turned up to ELEVENTYYYYYY.
"Pay your taxes."
Meanwhile:
Germans-no joy gene (scientifically proven-not just my obnoxious observation, the science is SETTLED, etc..).
But the irony gene. The delicious irony gene is just freaking oooozing out of their pores.
HAH!