Tuesday, June 12, 2012

I Only Report The News

I spend quite a number of  hours on a weekly basis trying to keep the size of my butt, and the rest of my body at bay-exercising regularly, eating right. I don't want to look like a pear as I get older.

So, this kind of thing...well...what can I say???

People actually PAY money to make their butts massive and inject themselves with poison to look like this. 

Is it happy hour yet?

My head hurts.

Actually, I think I am feeling phantom pain in my butt just looking at these pictures of "Vanity Wonder".