"A month ago, a mere 4 percent of European Union citizens lived under left-wing politicians. But, after a three-year flirtation with "austerity," the citizenry has decided that a government big enough to give you everything you want suits them just fine, and they're not gonna give any of it back. Just keep those 14 monthly checks per annum coming (it counts for your government pension, too) until they're dead. If it bankrupts those left behind, who cares? Not my problem."
(With added extra awesome Partridge Family reference! Swoon!)
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