I'm dying here..
I hereby dub Fridays:
Fresh Steyn Fridays!
Read it all!
"Why, in a typical week, you'll find him at a fundraiser at George
Clooney's home in Los Angeles with Barbra Streisand and Salma Hayek.
These are people who are in touch with the needs of ordinary Americans
because they have played ordinary Americans in several of their movies.
And then only four days later the president was in New York for a
fundraiser hosted by Ricky Martin, the only man on the planet whose
evolution on gayness took longer than Obama's."
(*snort*)
And on the fawning celebrity masses and their cheesy adoration of Dear Leader:
"If you're wondering who Anna Wintour is, boy, what a schlub you are:
She's renowned throughout the fashion world for her scary bangs. I'm
referring to her hair, not to the last sound Osama bin Laden heard as
the bullet headed toward his eye socket on the personal orders of the
president, in case you've forgotten."
